Linux Interview Questions, Answers, and Explanations
Linux Interview Questions, Answers, and Explanations
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Don’t you just change the file extension from .doc to .html?
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We are on a bit of a rush for this one, I’m going into jail on Tuesday.
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Your prices are a little high. My son has a mac and the Adobe Reader. Maybe he could do the artwork changes.
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Hahahaha no way!
Contract
Client: It’s been a week [since the initial meeting]. We’re checking in to see what progress you’ve made.
Me: I’m sorry, I still don’t have a signed contract or deposit from you. Did you put them in the mail recently?
Client: You haven’t started yet?
Me: No, I can’t begin work without a signed contract.
Client: That’s no way to run a business.
This is a classic and you always think, GTFO!!!
That’s way too much money to charge for an email campaign....
Client: “That’s way too much money to charge for an email campaign. It’s not hard to put a few graphics in an email.”
Me: “I charge based off of my regular hourly rate and that’s how long it will take to complete the project.”
Client: “Forget it. We’ll just do it in house. We have a copy of…
hahaha no way!
St. Patrick’s Day! at TP, I actually forget to go green but Kristel borrowed me the hat ;D excellent day!
Regards!
Help Me Help Desk
A client called complaining that she couldn’t access the company website. When I get there, this is what she had typed in the URL field: “the company website”.
Lot of work
We’re preparing for some very important things that will take place next week at work. This means.. a loooot of work! for our department. So, maybe i’ll be a little idle in internet.
Regards everyone and if i don’t update this, hope you have a great Valentine!
Job on the road
If you are the kind of people like me who must be on different technology environments all day, like for instance web programming on php, then work as a security administrator but meanwhile needs to advance the work/hobbie on a break but don’t have the tools at hand. Well this may help you.
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